Sunday, March 7, 2010

the exhaustive list of foods i don't like

1. cheese (except for pizza. and cheese-filled tortellini.)
2. eggs (okay as an ingredient, but not directly)
3. sour cream
4. ketchup
5. mayonnaise
6. pickles
7. barbecue sauce
8. lima beans
9. ranch dressing
10. cream soda
11. olives
12. custard
13. tapioca
14. artificial banana flavor

it is very, very sad that this could not fit as a twitter post. feel free to judge me now.

5 comments:

Ryan said...

decent list. i can't judge you for much. the ones with which i might take issue are only recent additions to my ok list. cream soda being the key player.

Anonymous said...

oh my god. everything on that list is actually the best thing ever. You can have 14 and 8 is sort of childish but excusable...everything else suggests that your palate is so poor that you should feel bad. Like, as a human being. Your plan to dedicate your life to helping the poor notwithstanding.

Matthew said...

sorry I don't have time to respond to you anonymous, I gotta go prepare myself some homemade pancit.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what that is but it would be way better with olives and ketchup.

Karissa said...

I thought I was the only person who didn't like cheese - with a few strange exceptions! For me it's pizza, Kraft macaroni and cheese, and grilled cheese sandwiches. I know. It makes no sense, but neither does half your list. ;)